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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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