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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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