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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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