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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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