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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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