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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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