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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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