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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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