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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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