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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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