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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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