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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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