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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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