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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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