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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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