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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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