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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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