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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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