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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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