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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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