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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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