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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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