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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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