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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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