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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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