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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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