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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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