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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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