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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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