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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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