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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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