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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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