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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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