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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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