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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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