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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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