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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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