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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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