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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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