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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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