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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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