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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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