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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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