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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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