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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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