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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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