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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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