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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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