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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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