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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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