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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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