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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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