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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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