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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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